1) Yo momma’s so fat that when she steps on the scales it says, “TO BE CONTINUED.”
2) Yo momma’s so fat that when she was sunbathing on the beach Greenpeace turned up and tried to push her back in the water.
3) Yo momma’s so fat that when she falls out of bed she rocks herself to sleep trying to get back up.
4) Yo momma’s so fat that when she wore an X T-shirt helicopters tried to land on her.
5) Yo momma’s so fat that when she steps on the scales it tells the other three people to get off!
6) Yo momma’s so fat that when your dad rolls over in bed to answer the phone he burns his arse on the lightbulb.
7) Yo momma’s so fat that the Titanic didn’t need an iceberg to sink it.