One day, Holmes and Watson were in the office and Holmes said, “Watson, we need to take some time of work and go on a camping trip.”
“Good Idea,” replied Watson.
So the next day, they trecked through the woods and came to a field. That was where they decided to set up camp.
They set up the tent and settled down for the evening.
Late at night Holmes was lying awake looking upward.
Holmes woke up Watson and said, “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”
“Well,” he replied, “I see lots of stars, they are balls of gas burning billions of miles away.”
“No you dumb shit, someone’s stolen the fu*king tent!”