Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About 5 drinks.
Tag: One-Liner
Men Die Before Wives
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Wife is an Angel
First guy: “My wife is an angel!”
Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive!”
Political Humor
Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician and a crooked lawyer?
A: Chelsea Clinton!
Mike Tyson
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!
Ugly Children
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Ninety Year Old Man
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
Vulture & Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The vulture has the courtesy to wait until you are dead.
Pit Bull & Collie
Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A: A dog that rips your leg off then runs for help.
Faking Orgasms
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: They think men care.