Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just committed a crime?
A: A small medium, at large.
Tag: One-Liner
Birth Control Tax Deduction
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don’t work.
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
Owl and Rooster
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Blowing the Military
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Screwing Old Ladies
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Redneck Estate
Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.
Tennessee Pick Up Line
Q: What’s the most popular pick up line in Tennessee?
A: Nice tooth!
Kentucky Pick-Up Line
3/4st bar pick-up line in Kentucky:
“Hey, you don’t sweat much for a fat broad.”
Redneck Marriage
Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.