There was a guy on the train that had to go to the bathroom. He asked the train conductor where the bathroom was. The train conductor replied that there wasn’t one. So the guy stuck his butt out the window to do his business.
At the same time there were these two hobos walking near the tracks. The poop flew and hit them both in the face. One hobo said to the other, “What kind of tobacco
is this?” The other hoboe replied back, Who knows but did you see the size of that guy’s cheeks?”