I Hate Candy

A teacher was talking to her class about how unhelthy candy is. One little kid raised his hand to make a comment.

“Yes Timmy” the teacher said.

“I hate candy” the kid said.

“Have you ever eaten candy?” The teacher asked?

“Yeah” the kid said. “But, when I ate one of those little mints in the stand up toilets, I decided to never eat candy ever again.”

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