# Polish Sausage

A Guy goes into the store and asks the clerk, “I’d like some Polish Sausage.”

The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you polish?” The guy says, “Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German? Or, if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?”

The clerk says, “Well, no.”

The guys says, “WELL, why do you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?”

The clerk says, “Because this is a hardware store.”