A planeload of blondes was flying from California to New York in a four engine plane when the captain came on the intercom and said that there would be a 30 minute delay because one of the engines quit working. A little while later the captain came on again and said there would be a 60 minute delay because another engine quit working. Ten minutes later he came on again and said now we will be one hour and 30 minutes late due to the fact that the third engine stopped also.
Just then one blonde turned to another one and said, “Boy if that fourth engine quits we’ll be up here forever.”