Chinese Wedding Night

Chinese couple gets married – and she’s a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: “My darring, I know dis you firs time and you flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?”

“I wanna numma 69”, she replies.

He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You wanna beef wit broccorri?”.

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