A couple who are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at a fancy restaurant are reminiscing about times past. After having mentioned all the wonderful moments of their full and happy life together, the old man says, “You know, I still love the sex we have together, darling.”
After a couple of minutes thinking about this, the wife replies, “Well, yup, me too, but I think I prefer Christmas.”
Somewhat taken aback, the husband retorts, “Don’t you prefer the sex?”
“Difficult to say,” says the old lady, “but Christmas does comes round more often”.