The First Date

Parking in the driveway after their first date, Roger leaned over and gave Linda a passionate kiss. When she responded warmly, he unzipped his fly and pulled her hand to his penis. Furious, Linda opened the door and jumped out of the car. “I’ve got just two words for you,” she screamed. “Drop dead!”

“And I’ve got just two words for you,” Roger screamed back. “Let go!”

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