A visiting priest was getting the grand tour of the convent, led by one of the sisters. They go into a room with four portraits.
“Who is this?” asks the padre.
“Oh, that’s the Virgin of Guadalupe.”
“And this portrait?”
“That is the beautiful Virgin of Asissi.”
“Who is this third one?”
“That is the Virgin of Ishia.”
“And the final portrait, what virgin is she?”
“Oh, that’s no virgin, that’s the Mother Superior.”