Guy comes to a water hole and only has two balls left — an old one and a new one. Naturally, he tees up the old ball.
A voice from above booms: “Pick up the old ball … tee up the new ball.”
He picks up the old ball, tees up the new one and gets ready to swing.
The voice from above is heard again: “First, take a practice swing.” Guy takes a practice swing.
Voice from above: “Tee up the old ball!”