Daughters

An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman were chatting about their teenage daughters one day when the Englishman says, “I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as i didn’t even know that she smoked.”

The Scotsman says, “Thats nothing to worry about, the other day I was in my daughter’s room when I found a bottle of vodka. I was horrified as I didn’t even know that she drank at all.”

The Irishman says, “Thats nothing, you two have nothing to worry about at all. The other day I was in my daughter’s room and I found a packet of condoms. I was disgusted as I didn’t even know she had a penis.”

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