The lawyer was reading out the Will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the Will:
“To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in the rough times, as well as the good, the house and $2 million.
“To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in illness and kept the business going, the yacht, the business and $1 million.
“And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would not remember him in my Will, you were wrong: Hello Dan!”