Bar Room Conversation

“First,” said the good looking man, “I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.”

“Oh no you’re not,” said the beautiful blonde girl.

“Then I’ll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.” He went on to say.

“Oh no you’re not.” replied the blonde firmly.

“Then I’ll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks.”

“Oh no you’re not.” She adamantly countered.

“Then I’m going to make mad, passionate love to you.”

“Oh no you’re not” she stubbornly retorted.

“And I’m not going to wear a condom either!” said the hadsome guy.

“Oh yes you are!” said the girl.

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