Two old ladies are standing outside smoking together when it begins to rain. One of the women pulls a condom out of her purse, snips off the tip, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
The second old lady is very impressed and asks where to get one.
“It’s a condom,” the first old lady replies. “You can buy a box at any drugstore.”
So the next day, the old woman goes to the drugstore and tells the clerk she wants to buy a box of condoms. The clerk eyes her strangely, but thought what the heck, every age group is allowed a little fun. He then proceeds to ask her what size she needs.
“Oh, I don’t know …” the old woman says. “As long as it fits a camel, I’ll be happy.”