One day, three guys were sitting at a new bar in town and they were broke and couldn’t buy a drink. So the bartender says, “If you can guess what the name of the bar is, I’ll give you a free drink tomorrow morning.”
So the first guys says, “The Best Bar?” and the bartender says, “Nope.”
The second guys says, “The Worst Bar?” and the bartender says, “Nope.”
The third guy says, “Lucy’s Legs?” and the bartender says, “Yeah, how did you know?” and the guy says, “Just a lucky guess.”
So the next day the guy was sitting outside the bar and a policeman comes up and says, “Why are you out here?” and the guy answers, “I’m waiting for Lucy’s Legs to open so I can get a drink.”