Need More Tail

A man was in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite went up into the air, it came crashing down. This went on for a while until his wife stuck her head out of the front door and yelled, “You need more tail!”

The father yelled back, “Screw You, I told you yesterday that I needed more tail, … and you told me to go fly a kite!”