A man walked into a bar and sat down. He looked really upset, so the bartender asked if he wanted to talk about his problems.
The man quickly responded by saying he’d like seven shots of wild turkey.
The bartender asks the man what was bothering him.
The man looks up at him and says, “I just found out my brother is a queer.”
The bartender says, “Man I’m sorry.”
The next day, the man walked into the same bar, sat down and had the bartender get him seven shots of wild turkey.
The bartender asks, “What is wrong today?”
The man replies, “I just found out that my other brother is a queer.”
The bartender apologizes and sends him on his way.
The following day, the man goes to the same bar, and orders the same seven shots of wild turkey.
The bartender sighs and says, “Man doesn’t any of your family like women?”
The man grunts and says, “Yeah, I just found out that my wife does!”