There is this blonde in a middle of a corn field sitting in a medium size row boat, just rowing away. Corn husks flying everywhere.
Another blonde driving down the back road sees this blonde in the row boat. So pissed off, the blonde pulls over to the side of the road.
The blonde from the car yells out, “Hey you … Hey you the Blonde in the boat!”
The blonde in the row boat looks up and sees the blonde yelling from the road trying to listen to what she is saying.
The blonde from the car, yelling at the blonde in the corn field notices that she has her attention yells back at her, “You know it’s dumb ass blondes like you that gives us blondes a bad name … and you know, if I could swim, I would come out there and beat your ass!”