T-Shirts for Women Who Take No Crap

1- I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.

2- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

3- Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later.

4- Of course I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.

5- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

6- I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

7- Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

8- You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

9- Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

10- Guys have feelings too. But like … who cares?

11- I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.

12- Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

13- I hate everybody, and you’re next.

14- Please don’t make me kill you.

15- And your point is …

16- I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now.

17- All stressed out and no one to choke.

18- I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.

19- How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

20- Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.

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