Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At the gates of Hell he meets Satan. Satan tells Clinton that Hell is full but he will be replacing one of the current inhabitants. He will be given the choice of who he will replace for eternity.
Before Clinton appears three doors. The first door opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich being worked over with a blow torch.
“Oh my!” Clinton cringes, “That looks painful. I don’t think this is for me!”
Door #2 opens. Behind it is Rush Limbaugh his skin being stripped off with a pair of pliers.
“I don’t think so.”, Clinton insists!
Door #3 opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He is bound hand and foot, naked. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.
“I can handle that!”, Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.
“Very well” says Satan, “Monica, you may go.”