A woman was mugged out on the streets. When the cops ran through the pictures of convicted criminals the woman very definately said, “That’s the one.”
So, the police investigated and they discovered that the guy was already in jail. The cops, being very confused at this point investigated to see how this guy could have done this crime. They soon discovered that the corrections officer involved with watching the inmates at that prison was letting them go outside for limited times, into the real world. They also had the privelige of watching T.V. and going on-line and other such things. When the proper authorities found out about this they were appalled and, of course, fired the corrections officer. But the guy who was suspected of the murder had an alibi –
He was in the jacuzzi at the time of the crime!