Three guys walked into a bar, one was Chinese, one was black, and one was white. There was a really hot lady in the bar and the men were amazed. The lady said, “If one of you men can survive a night of sex with me, I’ll marry you and have your children.” The men say, “OK.”
That night the black guy has sex with her and he dies, due to some weird STD that kills instantly. The next night the white man dies due to the same STD. The next night the chinese man lives.
The lady asks, “How did you live?” The Chinese man replies, ” Me chinese, me be slick, me put condom on my dick.”