The Pilot of the plane has just finished his announcements about how high the plane is, etc. He forgets to turn off the intercom system and says to his co-pilot, “Right about now I could really use a good blow job and a cup of coffee.”
The whole plane hears it and a stewardess rushes from the back of the plane to tell the pilot the intercom is still on. As she rushes by, one of the passengers says, “Don’t forget the coffee!”