Captain’s Red Shirt

There was a captain of a war ship. While on lookout, he got news he would be under attack by another ship. He told his second in command to get him his red shirt. So, he quickly got him his red shirt. The next day, there were 10 ships attacking, and he told his second in command to get him his red shirt.

After days of fighting, his second in command finally asked him, why he wore his red shirt. The captain told him, that if he got shot, no one would see the blood.

One day, he was under attack by 100 ships, and his second in command asked if he wanted his red shirt, and he said, “NO, get me my brown pants!”

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