During an interview, the camel marathon champion was asked how he got an extra two to three days out of his camels in between watering holes.
“Oh, you wait until they almost fill up with water and then walk around back and slap two bricks around his testicles. Doing that makes them drink more water deeply and quickly on top of what they usually drink.”
“But—but doesn’t that HURT?”
“Only if you get your fingers caught in between the bricks.”