Here’s a *salute* to the *new* condoms on the market!
Lumberjack Condoms – For the woody that won’t be cut down.
Sprout Condoms – Add a little moisture, and watch it grow!
Helium Condoms – For those flaccid moments when you just need a lift …
KFC Condoms – When you just need to *wing* it.
ASPCA condoms – For that lil’ pup in you!
Howdy Doody Condoms – When you know “what time it is!”
Lassie Condoms – When you know she’s a bitch, but you’re gonna do her anyway!
George W. Bush Condoms – When “Junior” wants to take over!
Yawn Condoms – When you’re bored stiff.
Memory Condoms – When it’s on the tip of your tongue.
Chatterbox Condoms – When you need to talk it up.
Cheerleader Condoms – When you want it *Rah*!
Scorpion Condoms – When you wanna sting ‘er!
Jock Condoms – When it’s a team effort!
Prone Condoms – When you flat-out want it.
Pitching Wedge Condom – For those special moments in the rough!
Electrical Condom – Cures the shorts in your pants!
Plumbing Condom – When you know you’re gonna clean those pipes!