Category: Family

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt her.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffe-ring.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.