Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
Beggar on Rodeo Drive
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your willpower.”
Dog vs. Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
Inseparable Wife
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog
God in a Hammock
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
TV Fight
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
Marriage at the Circus
Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffe-ring.
Science meets Sex Drive
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90% … Wedding cake.
Bigamy vs. Monogamy
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Divorce Quiz
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.