Q: What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
A: A bad golfer goes whack, “CRAP”, a bad sky diver goes, “CRAP”. whack!
Tag: One-Liner
Caddy Advice
Golfer, about 140 yards from the green, asks his caddy: “Can I get home with a nine iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”
Golf Definition
Q: Why is golf called “golf”?
A: Because all the other four letter words were taken.
Oriental Courtisan
A man walks into a brothel and approaches a beautiful Oriental courtesan. “Is it true Asian women have vaginas that run sideways?” asked the man.
“Why?” responded she. “Are you a harmonica player?”
60 Feet Long
Q: What is 60 feet long and stinks of piss?
A: A conga line at an old folk’s home.
Female Hygiene
Q: Why do women fart after they take a piss?
A: They can’t shake it, so they blow it dry.
Dirt Devil and Viagra
Q: What do the vacuum “Dirt Devil” and Viagra have in common?
A: They both put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.
Woman in Man’s Clothing
Q: If a man who dresses in women’s clothes is called a transvestite, then what is a woman who dresses in men’s clothing called?
A: A Feminist
White and Long
Q: What’s white and 10 inches long?
A: Nothing
Tough Decision
Q: You are in a room with a mass murderer, a terrorist and a lawyer. You have a gun with only two bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.