Q: What’s the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it’s a misdemeanor.
Tag: One-Liner
West Virginia Drinking
Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Eating a Possum
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a ‘possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Invention of Armadillos
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have ‘possum on the halfshell.
Bunny Love
Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Single Guy Holiday
Q: Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Good ol’ Boy vs. Redneck
What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck? The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Tennessee Hotel
Q: How do you know when you’re staying in a Tennessee hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve gotta leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “go ahead.”
Redneck Defense
Q: What is a Redneck’s defense in court?
A: “Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.”
Hee Haw
Q: What do they call “Hee Haw” in Tennessee?
A: A documentary.
Q: What do they call it in Kentucky?
A: “Life Styles of the Rich and Famous.”