Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Tag: One-Liner
Women vs. Rocks
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip the flat ones.
Peewee vs. O.J.
Q: What’s the difference between Peewee Herman and O.J.?
A: It only took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.
Sex Study
A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer to have sex? It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with “T”:
Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, and Thunday …
Wife vs. Girlfriend
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Mint Flavored Birth Control
Q: Have you heard about the new Mint flavored birth control pill for women they can take immediately before sex?
A: They’re called “Predickamints.”
Thick Fingers
Q: What would you call a lesbian with thick fingers?
A: Well hung.
Blonde’s Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Deep Thoughts for Historians
Future historians will be able to study at the Gerald Ford Library, the Jimmy Carter Library, the Ronald Reagan Library and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Male Arousal
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
A: He’s breathing.