Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men’s rest room?
A: Say, “Nice dick.”
Tag: One-Liner
Billy’s Yeast Infection
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.
People Pissing You Off?
And remember …
When you’re having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend your finger and flip them off.
Sad Life
Q: How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”
Yugo Economics
Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A: You fill it with gas.
Cops and Packers
Q: What do the LAPD and the Green Bay Packers have in common?
A: Neither of them can stop a Bronco.
Forty Feet with Teeth
Q: What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Lawyer and God
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
Blind Skydiving
Q: Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Mixed Emotions
Q: What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.