Tag: One-Liner

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your honor.

What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick stops draining you and drops off after you’re dead.

How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

How can you tell there’s an after life for lawyers?

Because after they die, they lie still.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot him before he hits the water.