Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Tag: One-Liner
Blonde with Pigtails
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blowjob with handle bars.
Opposites
Q: If pro is good and con is bad, then what is the opposite of Progress?
A: Congress
Yo Momma is so Hairy …
Your momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack fell down and broke his bong, and Jill said I don’t wanna.
Cassette vs. Girl
Q: What is the similarity between Cassette & Girl?
A: You can use them on either side.
Girls vs. Airplanes
Q: What is the similarity between Girls and an Airplane?
A: Both have Cockpits.
Man and Elephant
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It’s cute but can you breath out of it?
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light all of the people told her to move.
The Bowl
Yo mamma is so fat, you could use her belly button for a cerial bowl!