Q: How do you know if a blonde was driving your car?
A: Because there is lipstick on the stearing wheel from when she tried to blow the horn.
Tag: One-Liner
God’s Sneeze
Q: What would you say if you were talking to God and he sneezed?
Yo Daddy
Yo Daddy is so bald that when he when he wears a turtle neck, he looks like a broken condom.
Jackson Similarities
Q: How are Michael and Janet Jackson the same?
A: Both take advantage of young boys.
Happiness
Happiness is like peeing your pants … Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Monongahela River Flows Into Pittsburgh
Why does the Monongahela River flow north into Pittsburgh as opposed to flowing south as other rivers ?
Because Pittsburgh sucks!
Yo Mamma is so Old
Yo mamma is so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Your Momma’s So Dumb …
Your momas so dumb that when I told her that it was chilly outside she went and got a spoon.
Your Old Mom
Your mom is so old, she went to prom with Fred Flinstone!
Fatty
You’re so fat, you use the Atlantic Ocean as your bathtub.