Q: WHy did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
A: She heard the drinks where on the house.
Tag: One-Liner
Three Blondes
Q: What is dumber than three beavers building a house under water?
A: Three blondes trying to burn it.
Royal Film Joke
I hear they’re making a Royal version of weekend at Bernie’s. It’s called ‘Weekend at Blenheims’!
Plumbers Crack
Q: Did you hear about the plumber arrested on a drug charge?
A: While fixing a sink at the police station, he bent over to pick up a tool and expossed a large amount of crack.
You’re So Dirty
You’re so dirty, you jumped in the water and the water jumped out.
Cotton Balls
Q: A man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have cotton balls?”
A: The pharmacist looks at him and says, “What is this some sort of joke?”
Your Mamma
Your Mama’s So Fat …
When she jumps on the dance floor the band skips!
Her belt size is the equator!
The National Weather Service assigns names to her farts!
Guess My Joke!
Q: Why did Maggie put “r u going to the the Spring Fling w/ Justin”?
A: Because “r” means are, “u” means you, and “w/” means with!
Pokeman
Q: Why don’t you change in front of a pokemon?
A: Cause he might PIKACHU!
Benefits of Sex
Q: Why is a man more intelligent while he is having sex?
A: Because, he is plugged into a genius.