Q: What do you call a blonde with one brain cell?
A: Unique
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
You know Blondes are just like good lawyers, you keep on hearing about them, but you never see them.
Q: Did yah hear about the blonde that was stuck at the Mall for five hours?
A: She said that she was trapped on the escallator.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
One leans over to the other and says, “I’ve never come this way before.”
The other nun whispers, “It’s the cobblestones.”
Two friends were walking along the road. One asked, “Do you know what happens when there is a hole in a parachute or a condom?
Second replied, “No.”
First one said, “When their is a hole in a parachute it takes life but when their is a hole in a condom it gives life.”
Q: If a dried grape is a raisin, a dried plum is a prune what do you call a dried cherry?
A: A Nun.
Q: Why did Tigger put his head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh (poo).
Q: Did you hear about the Washington survey? They asked a thousand women if they would sleep with the President.
A: 95% replied, “Not again.”
Q: Why do only 30% of men go to heaven?
A: Any more would be hell!
I’m so fat, I can’t even sit down without getting the earth stuck in between my crack!
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Stick her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.