Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Stick her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Tag: One-Liner
Cows Standing
Two cows are standing around in a paddock. One of them says, “MOOOO” and the other says, “I thought you’d say that”.
Outside Irish
Q: What’s Irish and sleeps outside?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
Whorehouse Kids
Q: What Do You Call Kids Born In Whorehouses?
A: Brothel sprouts.
Blonde Birth Control
Q: What does a blonde use for birth control?
A: Brown hair-dye
Pickle Jar
Q: Why don’t blondes ever eat any pickles?
A: They can’t get there head out of the jars.
Pigtails
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blowjob with handlebars.
The Fish
Q: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
A: Dam!
Four Legs and One Arm
Q: What has four legs and one arm?
A: A happy pit bull.
The Italian Chef Who Died
Q: Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? It’s so sad …
A: He pasta way.