1. Rise at 5:30 and Wet-nose the master.
2. Go you and Pee on the world.
3. Make Poopy.
4. Sniff Poopy.
5. Seriously consider eating poopy.
6. Eat funny looking bug instead.
7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug.
8. Drink out of ‘magic well’
9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start process over.
(Optional: 10. Roll around in filth and lavish master with kisses.)