Genie and a Wish

A man is walking along a desrted beach, picks up a bottle and rubs it. Sure enough, out pops a genie and offers him two wishes.

“I wish I was always hard, and I wish I could get all the ass I wanted.”

“As you command,” said the genie and turned him into a toilet seat.

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