… She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
… She thought a quarterback was a refund.
… She tripped over the cordless phone.
… She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
… She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON’T WALK
… She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
… At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”, she put Sagittarius.
… If she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
… When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
… Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.