She Was So Blonde …

… She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

… She thought a quarterback was a refund.

… She tripped over the cordless phone.

… She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

… She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON’T WALK

… She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

… At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”, she put Sagittarius.

… If she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.

… When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.

… Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.

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