A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all go to an obstetrician to find out the gender of their babies. The doctor asks the brunette what position she was in and she says I was on top and he says, “Oh, well then you’re gonna have a boy.” The redhead replies, “I was on the bottom” and the doctor says, “Well, then you’re gonna have a girl.” The blonde starts crying and says, “Oh my God, I’m gonna have a puppy.”
Category: Blonde
The Moon or Florida?
Two blondes were sitting on their front porch on a summer evening looking at the moon. One of them says, “Which is further away? Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde says, “Well, duh! Florida is further away. You can see the moon.”
Blondes
Two blondes walked into a bar … you would think one of them would see it.
Blonde and the Breath Test
One day a cop pulled over a blonde for speeding. When he got to the car he asked for her license. She said “whats that?” The cop said “It’s in your wallet.” Then he asked for her registration. She said “Whats that?” The cop said “It’s in your glove department.” When the cop reported her in the cop at the station said “Walk up to her and drop your pants!” So the cop walked up to the blonde and dropped his pants. Then she said, “Ahh no not another breath test!”
One Armed Blonde
Question: How do you get a one arm blonde out of a tree?
Answer: You wave at her.
Four Blondes and a Chair
Q: If you have four blondes as guests and you
have only one chair, how are you going to give them a sit?
A: You just turn the chair over!
Blonde’s Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Hump me, dump me.
Blondes
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth!
Blonde with Pigtails
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blowjob with handle bars.
Tiger Puzzle
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says: “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to start it.”
Her friend asks, “What is it a puzzle of?”
The blonde says, “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
The blonde’s friend figures that he’s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box.
He then turns to her and says: “First, no matter what I do, I’m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.”
“Second, I’d advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”