How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water.
Category: Lawyers
Lawyers and a Bus
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
Legal Word Processor
Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
God vs. Lawyer
What is the difference between God and a lawyer?
God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
Lawyer Crosses the Road
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Hijacked Lawyers
Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.
Lawyers Kitty
Why do lawyers never take their cats to the beach?
Their cats keep trying to bury them with sand.
Lawyer and Sperm
What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
Lawyer’s Contraceptive
What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
Their personalities.
Vampire Law
If a vampire bites a lawyer, isn’t that cannibalism?