Genie, a Man, and A Lawyer

A guy finds a magic lamp, rubs it, and out comes a Genie. The Genie gives the man 3 wishes, but ads the caveat that whatever he wishes for goes twice for lawyers.

“I wish to have 10 million dollars,” the man says. The Genie grants his wish and gives double the amount to all lawyers.

“I wish for a loving, sexy, beautiful woman who is eternally devoted to me.” The Genie grants his wish and gives two such woman to all lawyers.

After some pause the man begins to smile. Intrigued, the Genie asks,”What is your final wish, my Master.” The man replied, “I wish to donate a kidney.”

Lawyer Car Accident

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

“Officer, look what they’ve done to my new BMW!!!”, he shrieked.

“You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!”

“Oh my Gaaad….”, replied the lawyer, looking down and noticing for the first time the bloody stump where his left arm had once been. “We gotta find it. It has my Rolex???!!!!!”