Cotton or acrylic socks ——————- GOOD
Wool socks ——————————– BAD
Vegetable or food grade mineral oils —— GOOD
Petroleum distillates ——————— BAD
His sister’s silk underwear ————— GOOD
His mom’s leather push-up bra ————- BAD
Butter ———————————— GOOD
Shortening ———–(are you nuts?)—— BAD
Glycerine ——————————— GOOD
Nitro-Glycerine ————————— BAD
Baby Oil ———————————- GOOD
Baby diapers —————————— BAD
Peanut Oil ——————————- GOOD
Peanut Butter —————————- BAD
Lamb’s Wool —————————— GOOD
Steel Wool ——————————- BAD
Aloe Vera ——————————– GOOD
Alum ————————————- VERY GOOD
Castor oil ——————————- GOOD
Castrol GTX —————————— GOOD
Castro ———————————– VERY BAD
Silk ————————————- GOOD
Slik 50 ———————————- BAD
Hand ————————————- GOOD
Sand ————————————- BAD
Lubriderm ——————————– GOOD
Pachyderm ——————————– BAD
Coppertone ——————————- GOOD
Copper Sulfate ————————— BAD
Powdered Graphite ———————– GOOD
Graphite Fibers ————————– BAD
Teflon ———————————– GOOD
Epoxy ———————————— BAD
Olive Oil ——————————– GOOD
Olive Oyl ——————————– VERY BAD