Lubes for Masturbation

Cotton or acrylic socks ——————- GOOD
Wool socks ——————————– BAD

Vegetable or food grade mineral oils —— GOOD
Petroleum distillates ——————— BAD

His sister’s silk underwear ————— GOOD
His mom’s leather push-up bra ————- BAD

Butter ———————————— GOOD
Shortening ———–(are you nuts?)—— BAD

Glycerine ——————————— GOOD
Nitro-Glycerine ————————— BAD

Baby Oil ———————————- GOOD
Baby diapers —————————— BAD

Peanut Oil ——————————- GOOD
Peanut Butter —————————- BAD

Lamb’s Wool —————————— GOOD
Steel Wool ——————————- BAD

Aloe Vera ——————————– GOOD
Alum ————————————- VERY GOOD

Castor oil ——————————- GOOD
Castrol GTX —————————— GOOD
Castro ———————————– VERY BAD

Silk ————————————- GOOD
Slik 50 ———————————- BAD

Hand ————————————- GOOD
Sand ————————————- BAD

Lubriderm ——————————– GOOD
Pachyderm ——————————– BAD

Coppertone ——————————- GOOD
Copper Sulfate ————————— BAD

Powdered Graphite ———————– GOOD
Graphite Fibers ————————– BAD

Teflon ———————————– GOOD
Epoxy ———————————— BAD

Olive Oil ——————————– GOOD
Olive Oyl ——————————– VERY BAD

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