Category: Body / Anatomy / Health

Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom in DC. The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily announced to no one in particular “At William and Mary, I learned to be clean and sanitary.”

The second gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a splendidly thorough job nonetheless. As he was drying his hands (with only one paper towel), he severely announced to no one in particular, “At Virginia, I learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be thrifty and environmentally conscious.”

The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the sinks to the door, muttering to himself, “At Virginia Tech, I learned not to piss on my hands.”

A sweet girl of Seventeen is very eager to offer a small lovely “TRIANGULAR PLOT” for sale which is centrally located on the slope of the lower area but not observed or explored by anybody till date. For the last 17 years the plot being tenderly cared and looked after by the girl herself. The plot is fertile and can bear best result even in the first planting.

For the last four years the plot was covered with shiny black curly grass which is very tender to touch. No machine has yet been used for trimming the grass which has now covered the whole area.

Another thing which adds beauty of the plot is the fantastic pond hidden under it. Offer are immediately invited from young men with firm and energetic capital which can be put in easily and this must give outflowing white liquid capital.

The young men should be strong enough to plough in hard with his own tool. Although initially it will be hard and a bit difficult to cut open the gate seal. Once the capital is put in the entrance will not repent and will be delighted to have ventured into the site.

Since the neighbours are waiting for an opportunity to the pounce this marvellous plot make haste to be first to enter into the site. Yet another fact to be disclosed regarding the site is that the “DOUBLE HILLS” on the top of the said plot is already captured by the local students. Anyhow, they are not permitted to go down.

Offer for lease or retail will not be accepted.

NB: ENTRANCE FROM THE BACK GATE STRICTLY PROHIBITED.

A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just at that moment he remembered that he needed some condoms.

Not wanting to line up again he said to the girl, “Oh, I meant to buy some condoms but forgot”

“Do you know what size you are?” she asked.

“No.”

“Ok drop your pants and I’ll tell you what size you are.”

The guy then, not being the shy type, drops his trousers and the girl has a feel with her hand and then says in the microphone “One pack of large condoms to aisle three please”, he pulls up his trousers, the condoms are brought to him and he pays the bill and goes on his way.

Another male customer sees this and thinks he’d like to have this nice girl fondling his prick and so says the same thing to the girl. A similar course of events takes place, only this time after having a feel she says, “One packet of medium sized condoms to aisle three please.” The condoms are then brought to him and he pays the bill and goes on his way.

Also watching this course of events was a rather excitable 15 year old boy who then decides to queue up and try the same routine.

“I’d like to buy some condoms please, but I forgot” the boy says.

“Do you know what size you are?”

“No.”

“OK, I’ll check. Whoops, mop and bucket to aisle three please!”